Designated Virgin Rule Rituals / Funny Pagan stuff Date: Apr 26, 2003 - 08:32 PM Designated Virgin Rule Sometimes you just need a virgin to sacrifice. But virgins are getting very hard to find in the pagan community. What are you going to do? I think I've come up with a solution to this age old problem. It also takes the concept of recycling to its natural conclusion. I call this "solution" the "Designated Virgin Rule" 1) Find a person who is willing to be designated as a virgin. (said person may be male or female depending on your preference) 2) Feed said person appropriate foods, (I.E. cherries, chocolate cover cherries, cherry pie, etc.) 3) Bathe said person in a bath of scented oils (cherry of course, cherry juice can be used in a pinch) 4) Smudge said person and anoint with oil (again cherry) 5) Devise a simple ritual asking the God and Goddess to accept said person as a designated virgin. 6) Sacrifice said persons designated virginity. 7) Repeat as necessary or desired. I hope this "rule" will solve this problem plaguing our community. This article comes from Phoenix Phamily - Supporting the Phoenix festivals community http://www.phoenixphamily.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.phoenixphamily.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=210