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21 series
Posted on Apr 26, 2006 - 08:36 PM by dragonelvin431 |
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You might be a 21 series or an Army Engineer Pagan when...
1. You use Surveyors to mark out your corners and to make level
2. You use a scraper to cast your circle
3. You use a bobcat for an alter
4. You use Engineer Tape to draw your pentacle
5. You use Male and Female ends for teh God and Goddess symbles
6. You use Dozer for earth, Compressor for Air, Det cord w/o primer (you know soldiers) for fire, A piece of a ribbon bridge for water.
7. Your Wiccan name concretia, anything starting with ply, or use the same demsions you would for wood ie. "Hi I'm 38"x68"x10"
8. You use a screwdriver for an Atheme and you know this size just by looking at it.
9. You used the finishing broom as your Besom from the Mason Kit.
10. You know that your cirle is exactly 15' in diameter... see number one.
11. You use a nail gun for banishing spell and if that isn't good enouph you use a Vib Roller
12. You use an O2 Tank for smudgeing
13. When your brazing dish is C-4
14. You use 3" Rebar as your staff
15. You use a blow torch to light your incense... or well um you don't have incense you use saw dust.
16. Your book of Shadows has several sets of blue prints on how to set up a circle to include a topographic map.
17. The name of your God and Goddess is Cut and Fill (you figure it out)
18. You use your wets suit, life jacket, or coveralls for your robes.
19. You wear your toolbelt to rituals and instead of tools you would have easy access to your ritual items.
20. To close the circle you would have Primed Det cord (in the hands of responsible adult... ie the Priestess).
21. OH ya your familiar... A brand new baby engineer butter bar... damn just over it with the vib roller... again.
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Re: 21 series
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by Wwyvern (Wyvern@svhorizon.com)
on Apr 27, 2006 - 10:31 PM
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LOL I like it. A tribute to engineers everywhere!
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