Phoenix Festivals Wall of Fame
"She needs a nut" - Walker --- "I don't have a nut!" - Bobby
"Hey Yall watch thiis!"...... "Whats wrong with Wade?"...... he thinks you are going to die
"Looks like Todd finally got some tail!"......"Yeah, but he had to pay for it."
A cheesestick in your pocket? I thought you were just happy to see me!
All I've seen is her backside!
and he rode that cooler until it died.
And the Welsh Judge gives that tent an 8.5!
Are you going to Eat That?
Are you SURE THAT is a dog?
By the way, Rowan, That move you showed me really fixed my Ass. --- Lavonda
Can I put my Eggroll in your Box?
did my outside voice just say that?
Don't get near me! Rowan will pee on me! --- Althea to Walker
Don't worry, It'll get bigger
Everyone pull their pole down!
Everything becomes so much easier when you understand that it's all Todd's fault --- Cephlian
Ewwwwwwwww
Excuse me Gentlemen.... has anyone seen a good pair of jugs
Excuse me while I borrow your husband so I can get dressed
Freyja: "Walker had the right tools for the job!" --- Walker: "Freyja hasn't seen ALL of my tools!"
Get a leash on, girl! --- Kathleen to Trish
Get your finger out, it's too big! --- Dawn to Pookie
GOD arrived at the festival sometime around 3 in the morning, and his first name was "OH!"
He has issues
Here is the rest of my meat, can you do something with it?
Hey man, I'm in a magic space..... Yes, and I've found a better one over there.....
Hey! Let's build a fire so we can swim around it!
Hey! Your staff is more important than mine? --- Wade to Dianne
Holy Crap! It's HUGE!
Honey, you've had smoke in your face for years, what do you care?
I did not eat the worm (yet) --- Walker
I didn't recognize you with your clothes on...
I didn't say 'wide load', I said 'Wild Load'
I don't know what to do with him... he just followed me home
I don't need to put anything too big between my legs
I don't want to squeak like Katie
I had to put my leg against it, and forces the damn thing in!` --- Todd
I had to try on a new outfit, but my flagpole was in the air
I have to go to Ireland to make it to a village meeting
I haven't had a chance to smell it, but it looks funky
I just got blown away when I saw what was on your chest! --- Lena to rowan
I just want to smell it, not stick it in my mouth
I opened my mouth to talk, and something flew into it!
I see it's been fingered --- Zephyr
I still want to see your used one!
I swear I put the raspberry syrup in your bed --- Suzanne
I think I'm going to have to re-evaluate my entire relationship with you --- Dianne to Katie
I wonder what he's gonna do with it once he gets it out?
I'll take ya when I can get ya!....... See ya soon! --- Rowan to Lisa
I'm easy to spot. I'll be the guy with long hair and a beard
I'm going to do him later, if he keeps it up
I'm going to finish the job, I wouldn't do that to you.
I'm just an observer, Man
I'm the Fluff Crone --- Dianne Bomber
If I have it in my hands, I will play with it! --- Cephlian
If it weren't for handcuffs and whips it wouldn't be a festival at all
If it weren't for kalimart, I wouldn't have any clothes at all
In order to eat this, I'll put my thing down here
Is it the tongue or the tail that needs to go towards Dino?
It looked like a miniature carrot garden
It was nice of you to get a hooker for Lynda
It wasn't Walker... it was the little brown naked guy
It's all Pookies fault
It's looks like a Tampax gone wrong! --- Lynda
It's too tight!
Just turn it upside down, and shove it in
Katie can't get it in.....
Kit is whizzing on Tom
Lynda: "Dr. Tom's gonna pop me, I'll be back in a minute......" --- Dr. Tom: "Oh great, Lynda, go ahead and ruin my reputation....."
May I borrow your blow-up thingy?
My husband is carrying my boyfriends rocks around in his pocket
My nipples are starting to get hard --- Mike
My wife will be the lady in the sarong
Nice Dress........it frames your face so well
Nighthawk: "Hey Girl!" --- Dianne: "Hey Girl!, I mean Guy"
NO! give it to her, I don't want to touch it
No, Lena, Frejya will be much safer sleeping with me.
No, no -- that's just Lori following behind me with my tail attached to her breast
Not a Lube --- Willow
Oh god, Rowans writing it down!
Oh God, You're naked!
Oh man! Have you been thru the grope line?
Oh my goddess, it's so small!..... followed by No! no, I was talking about his equipment! --- Althea to Wade
Oh, you're not wet now, I can hug you
Ohhh... the pain.... --- Rowan
Okay... I need to buy..... oooohhhhhhhh! --- Dianne
One Golden Ring
Only if I'm on top! I don't want to touch it! --- Dawn
Pookie, you're making my nipples hard! --- Walker
Practice random acts of shopping!
She sucked me dry!
she vibrates me almost every day! --- Jesse
She wants to be polyamorous, but I just want to be left alone!
So THAT's your stick!
So What do I have to do to get a 10? --- Me
Sombody remind me to hit Gwendower with my hat! --- Wade
Son, yew don't wanna dew that, John will keell yew
Sounds like a 2-cycle weedeater
Statement one wishes one had never uttered: "Wade, you want me to take care of that?" --- Walker
Step away from the festival!! --- Freyja to the Rain Gods
Stick it in so I can see it!
Sure I can do that..... I am a priest
Talyn, did you get it in yet?
Talyn, I Can't ......... --- Walker
Talyn: Slippery - YES! But, Not a Lube --- Chip
Tell Pookie he can just shove it in
That aint Big enough!
That's Talyn's Cucumber......
There are some things a man is not meant to see.....
There is no Wade, there is only Zule --- Zule
there's HOW many people in the hot tub?
There's nothing like being beat with a rubber hose to tenderize you
There's nothing scarier than an angry, naked man!
They're all dirty and pagan-like! --- Phoenix - discussing her shoes
They're COWS, man, we've been chasing cows!
Think YOU have problems, it takes me both hands AND my mouth --- Lynda to Dana
This place looks like a fung shue nightmare
Wa waa wa waa waa waaaa
Wade, do you want me to stand on the tongue of the trailer? --- Walker
Wade: Honey, you're talking to yourself again --- Dianne: Yes, please don't eavesdrop
Walker broke the Wade
Walker, Whatcha gonna do with that Pole? --- Wade
What are you whining about? It's MY face down there --- Rowan to Wade
what was that all about?
What's that?
WHAT-ever --- an Evil Imp
Where the hell will THAT fit?
Who is that... Tim? YOU were the guy he was looking for.
Wind the frog, Max and wait for my signal
Would you care to rephrase that in the form of a wager?
Would you kindly pick up my butt, and throw it in the fire?
yes, but it's a dry heat
Yes, Katie, Walker was right!
Yes, yes, I accept that I am evil incarnate.... now please don't call me anymore. --- -- Sandie
You can have Kansas back --- Wade to Lena
You get the tail, I'll get the tongue
You look a little Horny, Jim
You're going to make me strap it on? --- todd
You're Pagan, For Christs sake
Your lips move.....But I can't hear what you're saying
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Festival Quote: She sucked me dry! 
